Zombie Haikus.

1-I once ate a whole
cotton candy vendor, and
got no tooth decay.

2-I'm not addicted
to the entire brain, per se.
Just the Frontal Lobe.

3-You stupid people.
Running away does nothing;
I will catch you soon.

4-How nice your blood smells.
But your brain is tastier.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

5-My kind always find
it's very hard to eat you
with our heads cut off.

6-Huge Spoiler Alert!
Try as you might, we'll be back.
They're filming part 2.

7-Locked in your bedroom.
You forgot to bring your snacks.
You'll starve, but I won't!